Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Granddad blogging: Hot coffee
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Course we were wet and cold and everything else and in a little while here come a bunch of trucks and they load about half of us on these trucks and take us back three or four miles. And they’d set up a great big tent back there and they had dry clothes back there and extra rifles and everything and hot coffee.
Well, at that particular time I didn’t drink coffee. I didn’t want any coffee. So I got my dry clothes on and got my rifle and got to lookin’ around and saw what they were doing. When they got the coffee they’d load ‘em right back on those trucks and they were gonna take ‘em and put ‘em right back on the line again. Well, three or four more of us saw what was going on so we just eased out under the side of the tent and didn’t go get any coffee and therefore didn’t get in those trucks.
And we went back down in the town somewhere, I don’t know where it was and went in this town and took our blankets and hung ‘em up over the windows, tore the panelling off the walls and built a big fire in some stoves and went to sleep and woke up the next morning.
In daylight we were a little worried, maybe we had deserted, maybe – we didn’t know what. So we decided we better get out and find our company. There wasn’t hardly anybody in this town and we finally saw some MP s and told them we were lookin’ for George Company and they said “Man, George Company’s about five miles down the road.” And we were five miles closer to the front than our company was. So we walked all day long getting back to our company. And there wasn’t much hardly anybody left in our company. But we got a few replacements in and we're back, we’re gonna attack the Colmar canal and go into Colmar.
Now the Battle of Bulge was going on up on the right toward Belgium and Holland and we’re way down on the left close to Switzerland. But we didn’t know all of this. WE were supposed to go across this canal. I don’t know exactly what happened, yeah I do, too. That’s where our first lieutenant and a bunch of people got killed with a shell or two. This was on the second day of February, ‘cause I was sittin out there in the woods it was real bright- sunshiney – wondering if the groundhog in Lawrenceburg was gonna see his shadow.
And here come a shell and WHAM – it killed the only commissioned officer we had – a First Lieutenant and I never did see any blood on him. I reckon the concussion killed him. But there were shells landing on other people and wounded them pretty bad and killed some of ‘em, I don’t know. And that’s when I thought I had got hit because I felt a sting go in the back of my shoulder and being that cold you can’t imagine how many clothes we had on to stay warm, but we had a lot of ‘em on. So I started to peelin’ ‘em off and get a man to help me get em off and got down to my shoulder and there a piece of steel about the length of a needle and half the size- no, maybe about the size of a fountain pin point stuck in my clothes into my shoulder, but didn’t break the skin. So not only did I not get a million dollar wound to get to come back home, but I didn’t even get a Purple Heart.
So for some reason, the Sergeant took over, there were no commissioned officers and he said we’re supposed to go this way. And we went that way and went down to that canal, there wasn’t anybody to give orders or tell us what to do and another little boy, he was much shorter than I were together then. I don’t know how we got together but we did so we decided we’d dig us a hole and get in it and get to sleep. The ground was frozen and it was hard and we dug a hole about a fourth as deep as you’re supposed to and he got in the hole and layed down and I layed down on top of him and we both went to sleep. And now that’s where you get killed, when you get careless and don’t watch your hole or pull guard duty or anything. But that’s what we did. We didn’t really care.
And we woke up the next morning and there was the biggest fire fight going on you ever heard in your life. And we were right down on this canal and really didn’t know we were that close to it. And there was another company coming through attacking the barges on this canal. And I reckon they must have gone on across, I don’t know.
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Monday, November 14, 2005
Straight eye for the straight guy.
I must have caught the ViL in an exceptionally good mood, as normally he prefers not to browse amongst the dry goods. After guiding him to the correct table cloth choice from the three options I presented him with, he was still in such good cheer that I suggested we look for a new sofa bed. He agreed. The ViL is an intense shopper, he actually considers the options, feels the fabric, tests the springiness of the cushions, consequently he burns out early in shopping. Unfortunately, we didn't find anything to suit. There was one sofa I quite liked, but it came in pseudo suede only.
While at John Lewis, we ran into a friend of mine. A male friend, who was shopping for upholstery fabric on his own. He has recently moved in with his girlfriend into a new (to them) house. He's a great guy to drink beer with, but I'm really not sure that I would trust any man to go out upholstery shopping on his own. Certainly not for fabric that I have to live with.
My shock at seeing my friend out shopping on his own made me realise that I am a tyrant of the domestic sphere. It's definitely my (design) way or the highway. But the ViL doesn't mind, because he knows I have exceptionally good taste.
Sunday, November 13, 2005
The Vols and diminished expectations
Me: The Vols won, but you know I don't really care.
Vol-in-Law: You'd care if they lost.
Me: Yeah, too right. Against Memphis?!
ViL: You know that numb feeling you have right now?
Me: Yeah.
ViL: That's the best you can hope for this season.
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Big Orange Michael has more on the numbness.
London remembers the fallen of War
Today is Remembrance Sunday, and the area around Westminster was very busy with people paying their respects.
The entrance to the Field of Remembrance.
The field is divided into plots, each dedicated to a different Regiment. One section is dedicated to the fallen of the US Armed Services.
The American section
A few years ago when I visited the Field of Remembrance in the middle of a weekday I came across two older English gentlemen standing in front of American section. One of them holding a wreath asked me if I were American, and I replied I was. He told me he was a young boy during the war and a number of soldiers from Arkansas were stationed near where he lived. He said that they were very good to him, generous with their time and their food. When they were shipped to Europe they took heavy casualties and he leaves a wreath in their honor every year. (For this, Bill Clinton thanked him when he was Governor of Arkansas). He said he never lays the wreath himself, but always asks an American to do it for him and there's always one there when he arrives. He asked me if I would lay the wreath, and I told him I would be honored to do so. The wreath in this photo is dedicated to the fallen soldiers of Arkansas.
The other man who was standing there was the 'owner' of the plot. Each plot is paid for (money to charity) and if you don't pay for your plot you don't get a plot. Someone else in the waiting list for plots gets it instead and it will be years if ever before you get another one. He has been paying for the US Armed Services plot for years and for around the same length of time, he has been trying to get the US Embassy to pay for the plot. But there's a problem. Under US law, there can be no war memorials to American soldiers unless it's on land owned by the US government. Of course, this monument is transitory, it's only up for about two weeks a year, and then it comes down again. If something happens to this man (whose name, I have sadly lost) that means no more plot for the fallen of America at Westminster Abbey. I'd like to see an exception to this law.
Here are the crosses I left in the American section.
One for an old war and the men who died while serving with my grandfather. And one for a current war and the fallen of the 278th.
Then I walked down to the Cenotaph - the tomb of the unknown soldier - which the center of Remembrance Sunday ceremonies.
I decided not to get back on the Tube at Westminster, but walked down Victoria Embankment by the River Thames. I'm glad I did. There's a new monument there to the Battle of Britain. "Never in human history have so many owed so much to so few" W. Churchill. It's kind of an unusual monument, full of detail, depicting civilians, air raid wardens, pilots, soldiers, munitions factory workers. It's a stark reminder of what it must have been like in London during the blitz.
An air raid warden shocked by what he sees:
Another detail: Civilians scanning the sky for terror.
Now when we look for terror we scan the faces of our fellow passengers.
Finally, here's a picture of a Women's Auxilliary veteran leaving her poppy on the Battle of Britain memorial.
Elizabeth II: Crusader Queen?
She is responsible for "crusader laws" and is the "severest enemy of Islam". This is risible. The Queen isn't even in charge of the scissors she uses to cut ribbons at openings and she can't even manage to be a "severe enemy" to Islam in her own home. Yes, I've occasionally wondered if Prince Charles is a crypto-islamist, given his fondness for the religion and his frequent public statements in support of it. Daniel Pipes has blogged a dossier suggesting his secret conversion.
His latest update includes snippets from a column by Julie Birchill -
What's not to like about Islam if you're the Prince of Wales?
I wonder why Prince Charles seeks to big up powerful, theocratic Islam — which already controls so much land and wealth and yet will kill and kill to gain more — and not vulnerable, pluralistic Israel? Why doesn't he invest as much energy in defence of the persecuted and murdered Christians who suffer for their beliefs under Islamic regimes?
She then answers her own questions:
_____Well, I think I know why; because cleaving to Islam is the one way that men who wish to appear liberal and enlightened can promote reactionary ideas. Monarch-worshipping, woman-oppressing, non-democratic — what's there not for Charles to like!
HT: Harry's Place: God Save the Queen
Saturday, November 12, 2005
tiff
The Vol-in-Law insists he's right and said to me "On this one, I'm the McCain and you're the Cheney."
Ouch.
Friday, November 11, 2005
If you want to play in Texas...
Top 10 Reasons why Gay Marriage should be illegal.
and
Why do I live in Texas?
Gay marriage isn't legal in the UK, but many local authorities are undertaking "blessings" or "unions", which as far as I can tell don't grant you the same rights or entail the same duties as marriage. But marriage isn't that popular among the educated middle classes in the UK anyway. I know many people with mortgages and kids who can't be bothered to sign the damn piece of paper, I guess they don't want to be 'tied down'.
I'm in favor of gay marriage because I'm in favor of marriage. I think that long term stable cohabitation is a good thing for society in general and that we ought to encourage that kind of behaviour in all kinds of people. Plus if I had to do it, I think everyone else should have to do it, too.
In defense of Pat Robertson
Pat said:
I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Robertson said on his daily television show broadcast from Virginia, "The 700 Club.""And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there," he said.
But I'd like to say something in defense of Pat. Here's something he said during his failed presidential bid that made sense:
[For the children of America].We owe to them the excitement and future potential offered by education and job training that is second to none in the world.
To accomplish this goal we must guarantee --
We will insure to them a return to a basic broad based phonics approach to reading. Our children must learn basic language and basic math. They must know the facts of history --the facts of geography -- the facts of science.
Yes, that's right Pat Roberston said that we gots to teach the kids the facts of science.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - heee - ha, ha, ha.
(Actually, I totally agree with his support of phonics.)
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Tennesseans who wrote on this and inspired me to post: What has Pat been smoking? (Mel's Diner), Oh, Pat : ( (Shanktified), On Robertson, (Say Uncle in kinda sorta a defense),
ViL: Eurabia?
http://www.spectator.co.uk/article.php?id=6901&page=1
He makes a point that's rarely discussed but seems indubitably true:
"Now go back to that bland statistic you hear a lot these days: ‘about 10 per cent of France’s population is Muslim’. Give or take a million here, a million there, that’s broadly correct, as far as it goes. But the population spread isn’t even. And when it comes to those living in France aged 20 and under, about 30 per cent are said to be Muslim and in the major urban centres about 45 per cent. If it came down to street-by-street fighting, as Michel Gurfinkiel, the editor of Valeurs Actuelles, points out, ‘the combatant ratio in any ethnic war may thus be one to one’ — already, right now, in 2005."
I've seen it said elsewhere that in the Netherlands currently two Muslim babies are born for every one non-Muslim.
What the above figures mean is that even if there were zero net Muslim immigration to France and the Muslim birth rate immediately fell to the general French level, and there was no net conversion to Islam, the French Muslim population would reach 30%. If the Muslim children currently born in the Netherlands reproduce only at the general Dutch level, the Dutch Muslim population will reach 66%.
In fact, Muslim men and women will likely continue to marry spouses from abroad and bring them back to Europe. Some level of Muslim migration into Europe will continue, though I think that may be at a relatively low level except when there's a media-worthy disturbance in a Muslim country like Iraq which makes asylum claims much easier. Non-Muslims will continue to convert to Islam, most commonly women converting to their husbands' religion (although the small number of male converts are a particularly disaffected and potentially dangerous group of people from marginal parts of society). There may be an increase in forced conversions of the kind that have occurred in south London, again these currently affect mostly marginal groups - the 'underclass' or 'vulnerable' groups, in London mostly poor West Indians.
Most importantly though is that on present trends it seems Muslim women are likely to continue to be undereducated and to have many more children on average than non-Muslims. The many young British Muslim women I teach tend to be bright and hard working, noteably more so than the small number of young British Muslim men. Back when I lived in Coventry too (a working class midlands city) when I did menial private-sector work it was noticeable that the young Muslim women in the junior managerial positions seemed much smarter & more competent than their non-Muslim peers , male & female - I don't recall seeing any Muslim men in such roles. Without official positive discrimination in the UK, with likely negative discrimination and with low expectations from their families, I think Muslim Asian women who want a career have had to be better than their contemporaries to get on.
At my University, the one group of Muslim women students who are not noticeably bright & hard working are those wrapped in burkas. There's generally a continuum - a south-Asian student wearing no religious clothes (who may be Hindu) prepares better and does better work than one in hijab headscarf, who in turn does better than one in full burka (no veils yet). It's not just a question of social class or what quality of school they went to, I've had burka wearers with posh accents and upper-middle-class demeanour, outraged that we had given them a low mark for a poor piece of work. But as with the male students, the more they make an ostentatious display of religiosity, the less work they seem prepared to do. This is almost the opposite of what one might expect from a Judaeo-Christian background, where "religious" and "hard working" are often synonymous, though I guess maybe Protestantism and orthodox Judaism maybe emphasise this more than Catholicism. I don't know if the religiosity dicourages hard work, or if lazier personalities are attracted to the religiosity because it can act as a shield against criticism ("Ramadan means I can't do 10am tutorials"). Either way, I do know that not working results in poor levels of achievement, helping create a vicious circle of resentment. Furthermore, the burkas and the male religious dress become much more common in every year upcoming, in my 3rd year class last year I think there was 1 burka and a couple hijab in 40 students; I recently saw a first year class (not mine) where they must have made up over 2/3 of all the students there. 5 years ago, most people thought Muslims were doing pretty well in British society, making a positive contribution. The Bradford riots in summer 2001 started the doubts, and the Muslim reaction to 9/11 started the fear. It still seems that the majority of Muslims in Britain are not radical Islamicist, but it is certainly a powerful political wave in Europe, and growing stronger. George Bush's policies have certainly helped encourage it, while being also stupid and counter-productive (eg: don't bother catching Osama, invade Iraq instead), a view which I suspect Steyn would not agree with.
I don't know what the future will bring - ethnic, political and religious conflicts tend to end, eventually, or at least go dormant - but I am not very hopeful. A sane and competent leader of the USA after 2008 would help. Nothing else looks amenable to easy solution. I hope there are no true mass-fatality attacks on London while I'm living here - none of the kind that kill thousands, anyway, and hopefully none at all. I hope there isn't an intifada here in London, and that if there is it at least stays up beyond Tooting Broadway and not in my immediate vicinity. I hope the police know what they're doing. But I doubt it.
Remembering
I have to really hand it to the Brits, they run a really good Remembrance Day. For around two weeks before Remembrance Day there are volunteers from the Royal British Legion in stations around the country selling poppies that you can pin to your lapel in advance of Remembrance Day. You can find the poppies for sale on most reception desks in businesses. The poppies are de rigeur for anyone in a suit and for many others besides. Politicians wear them, news presenters wear them, people on the street wear them. I wear one. My site wears one.
Poppies are the symbol of Remembrance Day because poppies are trash plants that thrive in recently disturbed thin topsoil. When the killing fields like Passiondale finally had a season of rest after World War I, they bloomed a sea of red poppies, their roots in the blood of fallen soldiers.
On the 11th of November at 11am, the country comes to a stop for two minutes of silence and reflection. (This photo of a policeman observing silence supplied by Royal British Legion)
But that's not all. The Sunday closest to the 11th (this year the 13th) is called Remembrance Sunday. On this day, wreaths and crosses are laid for the war dead. There is great ceremony to it all. The Queen, the Duke of Edinburgh, the rest of royal family come out and lay wreaths, politicians of all hues come out and lay wreaths (not Sinn Fein, btw) at the Cenotaph at Whitehall. I've never been out to the ceremony itself, but it is televised and broadcast on the radio. (I always listen to it on the radio). That's just the biggest ceremony, but up and down the land there are local ceremonies to local war dead.
If I had a little niggle about Remembrance Day, it's that it is perhaps too focused on the dead. (But since this occasion has its roots in the often careless slaughter of nearly a million of Britain's sons in WWI, I guess I can understand.) They made the ultimate sacrifice, but many have sacrificed much and many others have served. So, during my two minutes of silence, I pause in reflection and gratitude for all who have served and not just for those who gave all. I particularly think about the sacrifices made by people I know and think about how, fortunately, war has not touched my family as hard as it might have.
Both my grandfathers served in WWII (read my grandfather's story of his war time experiences), and both made it through largely unscathed. My dad was drafted during Vietnam, but spent almost all his tour of duty in Oklahoma. My grandmother's older brother managed to survive WWI, only to catch TB in the trenches,pass it on to one of my great aunts and die of it in Tennessee. But largely we've been lucky. Lots of others haven't.
Tag:remembrance
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Tortured rhymes, sicko minds
What is this poem? - it's called Jews.
And it goes a little like this.
"Jews are here, Jews are there, Jews are almost everywhere,
filling up the darkest places, evil looks upon their faces
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Make them take many paces for being one of the worst races,
on their way to a gas chamber, where they will sleep in their
manger.
... I'll be happy Jews have died."
I heard the whole thing on the radio last night - more of the same, I'm afraid to say. Though there is a line somewhere about three quarters of the way through the poem which reads something like "I am Adolf Hitler". So that's supposed to make it all ok, you see, because the poem's author - one 14 year old Gideon Taylor is supposed to be putting himself in the mind of Herr Hitler. You see he's empathising with an historical character, it's part of the new style of history teaching in the UK.
Here's more on it in an Associated Press story via Haaretz.com and at Discarded Lies there's a post called "Who is Gideon Taylor?" that raises that very question and quotes Julie Birchill, a British columnist, quite heavily. (Julie's piece is well worth a read). And Labour MP Louise Ellman has got in the act criticising the publication of this poem.
But the publishers have defended the poem's inclusion in the book:
Young Writers editor Steve Twelvetree, who also edited the book, said the
poem was included as it illustrated how the writer was able to empathise with
the infamous Nazi Fuehrer.
Twelvetree told the Telegraph: "From Gideon's poem and my knowledge of the
National Curriculum Key Stage 3 his poem shows a good use of technical writing
and he has written his poem from the perspective of Adolf Hitler.”
Well, I don't have a problem per se with using empathy exercises as a way of teaching History. Nor do I have a problem with trying to get into the mind of a Nazi in a bid to understand how such a thing could happen. In Bill Brown's English class at West End Jr High in Nashville, we all had to empathise with an historical character and compose a little short story. The example he read out in class was from one of his old high school students, who had "empathised" with a Nazi concentration camp guard. It was a powerful piece of writing, and yes it had stuff in there about hating Jews, but it was done in such a way that it wasn't sympathetic and it captured the level of darkness in a soul who could murder fellow human beings on an industrial scale. It was brilliant.
But this poem is just unremittingly bad, chirpy little greeting card verse about gassing Jews. It doesn't really belong in a book to be distributed to schools across the UK.
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Here are some thoughts on this by other bloggers:
Dangerously Subversive Dad
Points of Jew
Little Green Footballs
Salsa time
When I get sick, I get ill (ill in the sense of testy and bad tempered). I still have my cold and I am in a bad mood. The littlest thing is likely to tick me off.
So when I noticed a young man in headphones sit down next to me in the tube I was all ready to get upset. I despise musical overleak. Especially the shhh-shhh-shhh of heavy rock or the thunka thunka thunk of hip hop.
But just as I began to detect the first note of his music and felt my hackles rise, I realised it was salsa.
For some reason salsa is the one type of music I don't mind spilling out of someone's house, car or headphones (I also don't mind piano concertos). It lifts my spirits.
I suppose it reminds me of my time living in Puerto Rico when my daily walk or bike ride to school was enlivened by salsa pouring out windows, quickening my pace. Yes, most of it was salsa, but there were also two houses on my route with piano concertos, too.
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Lose-lose situation
Tony Blair loses because Parliament wouldn't give him the 90 days of permissable detention without charge as part of the new Terrorism legislation. And the rest of us lose because now you can be held for 28 days without charge.
That's nearly a month. In February, it is a whole month.
Turns out that part of the reason the Police want this 90 days is because they're not allowed to interview people after charging them.
I didn't know that. But knowing it now it doesn't change my mind. Because they can change the rules to allow the police to question people after they've been charged without changing the laws and without damaging anyone's civil liberties (even those being detained). It's only a matter of guidance (which in centrally controlled state like the UK has nearly the weight of law) and all it would take to fix the problem is to circulate new guidance.
You can find the guidance dealing with detention and questioning here:
The Police and Criminal Evidence Act Code C (PACE) says:
A detainee may not be interviewed about an offence after they have been charged with, or informed they may be prosecuted for it, unless the interview is necessary:
- to prevent or minimise harm or loss to some other person, or the public
- to clear up an ambiguity in a previous answer or statement
- opportunity to comment on, information concerning the offence which has come to in the interests of justice for the detainee to have put to them, and have an light since they were charged or informed they might be prosecuted
The PACE code has been under review since 2002, and they hadn't bothered to change the above guidance. This new draft guidance was uploaded in September and highlights all the changes that have been made. This section, so far as I could see, was untouched.
Change the PACE Code before you start locking people up for a month without charge.
Result!
Egalia at Tennessee Guerilla Women has the wrap up on that with her usual panache.
But even better, is that voters in Dover, PA booted off the "Intelligent Designers" from the School Board.
The Scientific American blog picks that up in a post called "It's Over in Dover." Cute.
I'm glad to see "Creationism in a White Coat" rejected.
Britain hands over its liberty on a plate
A: Ninety, apparently.
The UK Labour Government wants legislation which will allow them to hold suspected terrorists for 90 days without charge.
The normal amount is 48 hours, two days, and they can apply for a bit more under the current law, but they want 90 whole days, that's three months, a quarter of a year.
Spy Blog has a good round up of the provisions of the Bill, which are, as you might guess pretty illiberal (see you just can't trust ex-Marxists with your civil liberties, they don't really have the concept of freedom and liberty ingrained in their souls).
Don't glorify terrorism
This same bill has provisions against "glorifying terrorism" (what was it the Houses of Parliament were doing with rather sympathetic Guy Fawkes re-enactment?) to add to the existing (?) provisions on stirring up hatred based on race or religion. I hate this woolly 'stirring up hatred' language. What the heck does that mean? For some people, you'd have to stir pretty darn hard and with a pretty big stick to raise hatred beyond a low simmer. For others, you can watch that pot, and it will still boil over with hatred.
We're on the brink of a state where it's "Don't think it. If you must think it, don't say it. If you must say it, for goodness sake don't write it down. If you write it down, don't be surprised." But I digress...again.
90 Days
But back to the 90 day issue, which is what's drawing the most attention. I might say I wouldn't mind holding people for 90 days without charge if only I trusted that the police and intelligence would use these 90 days sparingly and with the best of intentions, but that's just not the case. I just do not believe that a democracy should be holding people 2 or 3 days (I'd prefer 1 day) without charge. The current limit is 14 days for suspected terrorism (and even then you need special permission for the second week).
But what really, really inflames me about this debate is that the Labour government is spinning against anyone who questions the need for 90 day detention. They are essentially saying that those who question will be to blame if this doesn't pass.
The Independent says:
Mr Blair admitted yesterday he faced defeat over the 90-day plan, but told a Downing Street press conference he believed any compromise forced on him by Labour, Tory and Liberal Democrat MPs would be "a compromise with the nation's security" in the wake of the July bombings in London.
Mr Blair's main reason for wanting this is because 'the police and the security forces have requested it'. And?
They want it because the Crown Prosecution Service is hopeless and slow and they are the ones responsible for bringing charges. They want it because it will make their lives easier, not because it's strictly necessary. Entering our houses without warrants, tapping our phones or allowing to stop and search us without issuing cause (oh wait, they can do that last one) would make their lives easier. But that doesn't mean we should stand for it.
The public swallows it
What I really don't get is why the public seems to have fallen lock step behind this. Few UK bloggers seem to be outraged by this. Here's one who seems to assume that 90 days is just right. And even at Harry's Place, the 90 days are blindly supported. (Fortunately, many commenters aren't so easily swayed, which gives me some hope.)
The Sun is running a big campaign to push through the 90 days and have encouraged their readers to phone a special line in support.
Come on people of England. Don't you understand that when the State takes gross powers to itself it doesn't just use them against people you don't like. They have the power to use it against you, too.
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My pal Kathy doesn't support the 90 days.
And here's another blogger who thinks it's a farce
Tags: anti-terrorism, terrorism, UK politics, Tony Blair
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
I just can't go out that door
He resolved to fix the lock by the time the pizza we ordered arrived. He managed to get it to work and pulled the door to, only to discover that we we were now locked in. The latch would not come loose. There's really only one good way out of our house and that's via the front.
Just as we were beginning to panic a little the pizza guy arrived. I had to holler through the door "I'm sorry, we've locked ourselves in."
The Vol-in-Law went round to the front room, stood on the sill and opened the small high front windows. He passed the delivery man the money and the pizza guy reached up and slid the pizza through the window.
To be honest, I wasn't really in the mood to eat by that point, and got out my little mini-crow bar (my favorite tool) and started working on the latch, til I got it to pop off. (The Vol-in-Law had only installed one screw at that point as a test it was in the right place).
Looks like we have another errand to add to our list this weekend.
Granddad blogging: Tiger Tanks
I'd also like to take the opportunity to point out the new button in the side bar. It's the Poppy Appeal for the Royal British Legion, a charity to support British former soldiers or their bereaved spouses and dependants. The Poppy Appeal is an annual fundraising effort which is part of the 11 November Remembrance.
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Then we moved again, we go somewhere, I don’t even know where, right down close to the Colmar canal. I later found out, I didn’t know it then. And they told us we were going to attack some Germans up in the woods up there. That the Germans had tanks and that we had tanks and they took a whole bunch of people and sent them across a little stream and bridge to go up there to attack these Germans up there.
And our company was the last company that was to go up. We were the reserve, this company, we were to hold. So they all go up there, and then here comes the tanks – our tanks – went across this little bridge. The Engineers were up there and they argue around and they finally decide that it’s stout enough to hold us and the tanks and so they said to go on across. They did and they got right in the middle of the bridge and down she went.
Well all of our whole regiment was up ahead of us and another regiment too, I think there were a whole lot of soldiers were up there and we were the last thing. So they carried us across that little river, or we had to walk across it and they told us to dig in. And the little anti-tank gun – 47 mm – one and I don’t know – probably a dozen of us in this platoon dug in five or six holes. Two men to a hole, three to a hole, something like that. And they said you all stay right here and hold. You’re the rear guard.
Well, just about dark here come a bunch of soldiers back through us. And we say “What you all doing? What you coming back for?” They said “Well the Germans got tanks up there and we don’t got any tanks. We can’t fight those tanks.” Well, OK.
In a little bit, we looked up and here come another bunch and we asked them and they said “The tanks are coming. The tanks are coming.” And they’re running back, running back and we call our headquarters and ask ‘em if we can come back. And they said “No sir, you stay right there til everybody up there in that woods gets through. And when they get through then we’ll call y’all back.”
Well, so we stayed. I’d never seen a German tank. I didn’t know what they looked like. But I heard the durndest racket coming down out of the woods and there were two great big old German tiger tanks. And we didn’t do anything. We just looked at them.
But that little anti-tank gun, it shot at one of them and missed it. So he raised his sights up a little and shot at it again and hit it just as center as you could hit one. And it was just like you hit it with a BB gun. It just bounced off. The old German turned around and fired one shot at that anti-tank gun and I can remember seeing the gun and the people and everything else going up in there.
And here comes the tank on down to right where that gun was and they get out of the tank and they’re yakking and talking about something – I don’t know what. But sum total and substance of it was that they’re gonna look up down this river and see if there’s anything else. There were three of us there, and we knew we couldn’t stay there. We’d be killed or captured one. So we threw everything away, but two grenades a piece. Our rifles our packs, everything. I kept a fountain pen, for some reason, that I’d brought with me. That’s the last thing I had left that I’d brought from the States. And we were gonna swim that river.
Well that little old river wasn’t but about neck deep, so we just waded across that little old river and snow was five or six feet deep – maybe that’s too much. It was deep, on the other side of the river. So we get across the river and we laid down and we crawled through that snow back to that bridge where the tanks are broken down.
We later found out that a lot of the soldiers that retreated across the bridge were killed because the Germans had zeroed in on it with machine guns when they went across they shot ‘em off this bridge. Including the boy whose hair I’d cut about an hour before. But when we get to the bridge the Germans had quit shootin’ at it for some reason and we go on across and there are quite a few soldiers lined up on the other side of the bridge. I reckon they were expecting the Germans to counter attack or something, I don’t know what. But they told us to get there, too.
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ViL: "people in England"
"people in England persist in fighting back when they see others trashing their property or their friends" - Englishman living in France
This was certainly true in my native Northern Ireland in the late '60s, where riots by Catholic Irish Nationalists met a violent response from Protestant Ulster Loyalists which resulted in the British army being sent into NI ironically to protect the Catholics (who wanted Brits out of a united Ireland) from the Protestants. This didn't work out very well as the IRA used the British troop presence as a handy target to justify its incipient terrorist campaign.
Over in America, it's been said that the black Civil Rights movement of the same era was so successful because of its non-violent emphasis. Where the white South would have reacted with extreme violence to an armed uprising from the black South, it was unable to withstand the non-violent methods that Gandhi had used successfully against the British in India.
So, I think it's true, there's something in the Anglo-Saxon character that refuses to knuckle down when violence is directed against it (and arguably sometimes over-reacts). That this is not true of most other groups was demonstrated by the aftermath of the Madrid bombings, many Anglo-Saxon commentators were amazed by the reaction of the Spanish people. I support the right of the Spanish people to vote for whover they want, but in similar circumstances it's very hard to imagine Anglo-Saxon nations voting for an anti-war party.
ViL: Islamist rioters?
"NOT EXACTLY ISLAMIST: I'm concerned about Muslim extremism in Europe and fear the worst. But I have to say that the reporting so far from France does not conform very closely to fears of an explicitly Islamist insurrection. I found this post by Iain Murray very helpful. And this quote struck me as telling:
They complained that police manhandle them during identity card checks, even claiming that some officers plant hashish on them as a pretext for arrests, and that they regularly fire off rubber pellets during sweeps. "You wear these clothes, with this color skin and you're automatically a target for police," said Ahmed, 18, pointing to his mates in Izod polo shirts, Nike sneakers and San Antonio Spurs T-shirts.
San Antonio Spurs? Not exactly Osama-wear."
This is an easy error to make, but the Paris rioters fit the Islamist actuality (not stereotype) very well, including their mode of dress.
See this brilliant article by Theodore Dalrymple, which really hits the nail on the head:
http://www.city-journal.org/html/15_4_suicide_bombers.html
Why the UK won't riot like the French?
I always want to shake the commenter by the lapels and say "Listen up, you complacent SOB, so long as you say that and don't take steps to avoid a similar fate, it can and it will happen here."
Social conditions in the UK are different from those in France, so it probably wouldn't happen here in exactly the same way. An Englishman living in France comments on the French riots, here, here and here (well pretty much all over his blog recently as you might expect). He has been observing the public disorder from the Cote d'Azur (which must be a good vantage point even at the worst of times).
But he has a specific post on "why it couldn't happen in the UK", that doesn't rely on easy certainties and observes the English national character well. (Emphasis all mine)
However my deeper point, and I'm getting to it finally, is that there is one other difference between England and France and that is that, despite attempts by the multicultis and the police, people in England persist in fighting back when they see others trashing their property or their friends. Furthermore, as we have seen in now and again, while English people are generally law abiding and tolerant, there is a long history of fighting which means that immigrants who want to have a riot get attacked by native rioters who are just as deadly. I do believe that on the whole England will not suffer from the French disease even if the rest of Europe succumbs. The threat of retaliation, unfortunately demonstrated in the increase in "paki-bashing" after July 7th, is also key. If the "muslim community" in the UK starts burning things outside its own ghettoes it will face a spontaneous response that will require that the police actually defend the immigrants.
Of course, does this act as a deterrent or does this lead to full scale civil war should something similar happen here?
A view on the 'bellicose Brits' from my British husband here.
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*post 9/11 we've inadvertently gotten knives through airport security at two different British airports. Once on a domestic flight and once on an international flight to Holland. On one occasion the security guy fingered the Vol-in-Law's knife and then handed it back to him.
Monday, November 07, 2005
Write on Tennessee
Something I didn't know:
Media Bloggers Association President Robert A. Cox said the RTB was the first "state association" of bloggers he'd heard of.
"Tennessee has a disproportionate number of well-known bloggers," Cox said
...and...
"I can't think of another area of the country that has as active of a blogosphere as Tennessee," said Middle Tennessee blogger Matthew White of http://www.southendgrounds.com/.
But I have to say it doesn't surprise. Tennessee is such a literary state, that it's hardly surprising that we do well in a media dominated by the written word.
The Tennessee blogging community has meant that even thousands of miles away I can feel close to home.
French riots
I note that there's been a fair bit of blogging on the French riots.
Michael Silence has a round up of the Tennessee blogosphere reaction.
I've been thinking about it a lot, but I don't really know what to say. The squalid immigrant suburbs of French cities have always been a bit of a powder keg. Throw in probably justified resentment at French discrimination against les Arabes, incredible unemployment rates, add a little radical Islam, some stupid catalyst incident - et voila - riots.
We've had some inter-ethnic rioting here recently between Asian Muslims and Black West Indians in the Birmingham area, but the causes were entirely different and it played out pretty fast. (Of course, it didn't take us nearly two weeks for someone to die, we got that in the first night, proving British efficiency)
It's hard to judge if something like the French riots could spill across the Channel and happen here. But if it did, I could bet that my neighbourhood would be one of the areas to experience disturbances. There have been several terror arrests in my area and one local man is still awaiting extradition to the US on terror charges.
Let's see what some of the factors behind the riots in France are and how likely we are to experience something like this here in the UK:
Fascistic policing of 'brown people'
Well, I'm sure it's not as bad as in France. And the Brits are very careful to stop and search a quota of white folks, too, as the Vol-in-Law can attest. But many Asians here believe that they are being targeted by the police (and maybe they are).
Segregated neighbourhoods cut off from the economy of the city
Not so much. At least not in London. Most areas are reasonably mixed, and if they are 'monocultural' they usually have reasonable links to the urban centre. But many other cities in the UK are very segregated.
High unemployment
It's not too bad. But Asians find it more difficult to get jobs. The unemployment rate for Muslim youths is significantly higher than for whites. There is some increasing resentment over this. I think it's largely because the schools in their areas are crap.
A history of animosity between ethnic groups.
Some and growing.
Radical Islam.
Oh, yes. A big tick by that one. We have that here. And no one seems to want to address it.
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Further posting on this topic by me and the Vol-in-Law: here, here and here.
Sunday, November 06, 2005
London 5/11
Since yesterday was the 400th anniversary of the failed plot to blow up the houses of parliament, I expected things to be a little crowded. The queue to get into Parliament was long.
But it was moving relatively quickly. When we finally got to the top of the line we were met by the cop in the high visibility jacket whom you might be able to make out in the photo above.
He was very cheerful and asked us what we had come to see. He was clutching one of the Gunpowder Plot brochures, and we said we were there for that, but I asked "Why? Are there any other options?"
He said "No, but a lot of people think this is Westminster Abbey and stand in line for 40 minutes before they get to me and I tell them it's not."
"Do they leave with a smile?" I said.
I know he had heard me and the Texan talking in our American accents and assumed that we were foreign tourists. That's a fair assumption, we're both foreign and tourists but we're residents, too.
For those unfamiliar with London landmarks, as we stood in the queue Westminster Abbey was directly behind us and had bells ringing continuously (for commemoration of the 5th of November), it's a big old building and hard to miss. As you exit the local tube station, there are signs pointing you to the Abbey or the Houses of Parliament. I suppose that some confusion could be created due to the fact that the Houses of Parliament are also called the Palace of Westminster - and it's true that there are no signs saying "This is Parliament - you are here".
To me, it seems obvious, but I guess some people don't know the local landmarks. For example, when I was waiting to meet the Vol-in-Law one day (when we meet up in the Westminster area, we usually choose to meet in front of Parliament, beneath the statue of Oliver Cromwell) I was approached by an American who pointed vaguely in the direction Ollie and said "What's that?"
I said "That's a statue of Oliver Cromwell." I was fully prepared to go into a bit of a lecture about Mr Cromwell, the execution of the King, and England's brief period as a Republic. But he said "No, what's that?" and then waved generally at the building.
"That's the parliament building," I said, a bit dumbfounded. I thought it was so obvious that I wondered if I were on one of those candid camera tv shows. Then he pointed up at the giant clock tower and said "What's that?"
"Big Ben" I replied*.
Anyway, when we got past the head of the line - we got to another line. The one for the security hut. Our bags were scanned and we were subject to the full body frisk. When I first went to the Parliament building over nine years ago, we just walked in. Sure we had to speak to the cop at the door, but once we were in we were subject to very little scrutiny. When we got to Strangers' Gallery at House of Lords I was simply asked to check in my camera. This was after there had been a successful car bombing at Parliament, but before 9/11.
From the NPR timeline "Exposive London":
In June 1974 , the IRA bombs the House of Parliament, causing extensive damage and injuring 11 people.
and
March 30, 1979: A car bomb outside the House of Commons kills Airey Neave, the secretary of state for Northern Ireland. The Irish National Liberation Army, an Irish republican paramilitary group associated with the Irish Republican Socialist Party, claims responsibility.
And it wasn't until relatively recently that there were concrete barriers to protect against car bombing.
Anyway, we finally get in to the Palace of Westminster, but there's no time to take in the view. We are directed immediately to what I think is the Great Hall...
...just in time to see the last few minutes of an actor playing Guy Fawkes, explaining the plot and addressing us as if we were co-conspirators. The picture is dreadful, but you get the idea.
And here's an effigy of Guy Fawkes - ones nearly as fancy as these are burned every year in the larger 5 November festivals.
You can see the fuse he planned to set and the horn lantern he held when he was found.
There was a good informative exhibit outlining the sectarian strife and providing background on the Gunpowder Plot and why it has been celebrated ever since.. The exhibit included a key to cellar where he rented and stored the gunpowder and lantern he was found with (but both were carefully labelled "said to"). They key was particularly dubious, because it was found in the ashes of the previous Parliament building when it burned down and only during the 20th century was the key associated with Guy Fawkes. But I guess they were hard up for tangible goods.
I hadn't realised quite how much the event was spun at the time. By the end of November 1605, books had been published which contained the speech the King was to give that night and background to the plot. The foiled terrorism was used to foment more animosity toward Catholics, though I don't imagine much encouragement was needed.
This year, I many people are drawing parallels between 5/11 (dates in the UK go Day/Month/Year) and 9/11. One of my fellow expat bloggers has something to say about that. Yes, 5/11 might have been worse had it succeeded - the entire Royal Family and most of the ruling classes would have been killed and probably much of the Westminster area would have burned to the ground. Nearly as many people would have been killed and as much property damaged. But the key difference of course is that it didn't succeed.
There are some other parallels, of course. After Guy Fawkes was captured, he was tortured. This wasn't automatic. King James I had to authorise the torture personally and it was to be used only after the regular interrogation failed. Here are pictures of his signature before, during and after his interrogation and torture (for no, he would not talk).
As we left the exhibit we, of course, checked out the Houses of Parliament gift shop. You can buy House of Commons whisky and a flask to put it in (for those extra long legislative sessions), cuff links, scarves, notebooks, Christmas ornaments and fridge magnets. I bought nothing. When we finally left the hall, there was an amazing view of Big Ben and the London Eye.
The Texan was desperate for Dim Sum at this point so we walked up past Whitehall, St James Park, when we got to the Mall we saw a most disturbing sight. The Mall was lined with British and Chinese flags. (Apparently the Chinese premiere is visiting later this week.) I'd seen this once before so it wasn't so shocking this time. But I really disapprove of flying the communist Chinese flag as if Britain were some kind of vanquished collaborator.
So after that we headed up to London's China town to enjoy a lengthy meal of Dim Sum at the Texan's favorite Dim Sum restaurant "Gerrard's Corner". I have to say it certainly was tasty. But as I was sitting in the restaurant I started to feel a nasty cold coming on, which I now have, and which has caused this post to be a bit rambling. Below is a picture of the main street in London's China town.
We walked back through London and through Trafalgar Square to Waterloo Station and home again. And now my cold is really bad.
*Update: It has been pointed out that the bell inside the clock tower is Big Ben - not the tower itself. True.
Those Vols
But I knew we had lost when I checked my visitor stats and saw a new upswing in people landing on my site from the search string "Fire Phil Fulmer". Oh dear. Final score: UT 21 - Notre Dame 41. I note that it was tied in the 3rd quarter. And then I note 20 more points to Notre Dame in the 4th quarter. That's a lot of points to give away. I love beating Notre Dame, but I have to admit it doesn't hurt me to lose to them like an SEC loss pains me.
Joel S Hollingsworth has the early reactions from our fellow Vol bloggers.
I'm with others in saying that - emotionally anyway - I'm ready to chuck in this season. It was a bad year. Let's look forward to next season. Well, I'm ready except for one thing. Vandy.
When I spoke to VolBro after the Alabama game I said I'm afraid that we might lose to Vanderbilt. and he said " That is a legitimate fear."
If we lose to the Vandy that's just the shame icing on the crow cake we'll be forced to eat after what must be the most disappointing season in history. Yes, there have been other disappointing seasons, but the hopes were just so high.
Saturday, November 05, 2005
ViL: update
On Alito's religion, Andrew Sullivan, a Catholic of Irish descent, comments:
"In Benedict's church, on critical Constitutional questions, we might face five recusals in abortion cases, which would make any ruling largely meaningless. This is the consequence of the Vatican's retreat from the Second Council's acceptance of religious freedom and conscience, and Benedict's deep qualms about a clear separation of church and state. The theocons want to reverse the Kennedy compromise. And in doing so, they may be forcing Catholics in public life to withdraw altogether or face the charge of a religious conflict of interest. In their zeal, the theocons are unwittingly breathing new life into anti-Catholic prejudice, and new force behind the exclusion of Catholics from public life in a pluralist democracy."
Vol-in-Law
The Vol Abroad updates on other types of balance:
I know other commenters will have pointed this out, but around half the population are women. And there are good numbers of qualified women jurists. Why not choose one of them?
And I'd also like to refer back to a previous post arguing for a different sort of balance.
Following the nomination of Roberts, Michael Deal wrote to editor at The Tennessean demanding:
Isn't there a Southern lawyer good enough for the Republican Party? Or maybe it's that Southern lawyers are just too good for the Yankee Republican Party.
If this country is to survive and prosper, both parties must get past this Ivy League incest and put real Americans back into high government office instead of Yankees and other foreigners.
Indeed. Poor old Harriet Miers met two of the three things I might like to see in a new Supreme Court Justice: qualified, Southern and female.
Friday, November 04, 2005
ViL writes: Whisper it Softly
Hmm... let's check the CIA World Factbook on the USA:
"Religions:
Protestant 52%, Roman Catholic 24%, Mormon 2%, Jewish 1%, Muslim 1%, other 10%, none 10% (2002 est.)"
OK, I strongly suspect the great bulk of the Nones are of Protestant ethnicity - while a non-practicing Jew is still 100% Jewish and lapsed Catholics still self-identify as Catholic, it seems in the nature of Protestantism that people think it's a faith you can leave behind. I'm not so sure (more on that later). Anyway, if you add the Nones and the Mormons you get 64%, the other defined faiths are 26% and there's 10% other, some of whom will be ethnically Buddhist, Hindu and Shinto but I suspect most of them are of Protestant origin, too.
The thing is, where I'm from, Protestant isn't really a religion, it's an ethnicity. Where the CIA factbook uses the US census data that is based on self-classification, the Northern Ireland census asks you to list "what other people would classify you as". I suspect this may be a more accurate way to get to the crux of it. In Northern Ireland, being Protestant or Catholic means certain values, certain ways of thinking, quite apart from your opinion on transubstantiation and indeed any belief in divinity at all.
To some extent I think this may be true in the USA also. I've seen a comment on one blog which opined that the reason the Supreme Court was mostly Catholic and Jewish was due to Protestant anti-intellectualism - Protestants are typified by George W Bush, either dumb hicks or dumb hick wannabes, aggressively opposed to high-falutin' Edumacation, glorying in their own stupidity. By contrast (in this blogger's view) Cathlolic and Jewish thought is subtle and nuanced, appropriate for the interpretation of complex legal texts.
Hmm. It's true that in Northern Ireland and Scotland, Law tends to be a Catholic dominated profession. In Scotland, politics also, which has not been traditionally split along sectarian lines in the manner of NI, has also been disproportinately Catholic. OTOH (hard) Science and Engineering have traditionally been largely Protestant dominated in both nations. The sciences may lack the 'subtlety' of Law, but they do require a fair bit of thinking (I hear).
I think the (ethnic) Protestant problem is not that we can't think, but that we have trouble holding two apparently mutually contradictory thoughts in our head at the same time. In science this can be a strength - while no theory may be 100% right, scientific progress requires recognition that theory A can be 'more right' (or rather, 'less wrong') than theory B. I think in religion it can be a weakness, giving rise to the Fundamentalist worldview - either the Bible is right or Evolution is right; ergo Evolution is wrong. And law? Well, I was at a talk recently where it was suggested that one of the requirements of law was its unknowable, mysterious nature - its sacred nature. So maybe law is more like religion than it is like science, in which case a panel of jurists with a Catholic majority may be better placed to interpret it.
OTOH, the atavistic part of me that thrills to the sound of The Sash can't help but see this as a win for the other side.
Vol-in-Law
Tags:SCOTUS, Politics, Supreme Court, , Alito, religion
Terror circa 1605
The funny thing is the UK parliament has a whole host of events and exhibits on right now which you could argue are glorifying terrorism*. Of course, this particular act of terrorism happened 400 years ago tomorrow, and didn't work out too well for the terrorists. They weren't too bright.
Four hundred years ago, Guy Fawkes and his cabal of Catholic conspirators attempted to blow up Parliament by renting a cellar underneath Parliament (somebody didn't do their security risk assessment very well) and packing it with gunpowder. They were going to wait until the King was visiting a packed legislative house, light the fuse, and then run like hell! (Well, actually they were supposed to be slow fuses and Fawkes planned to leave by boat)
The conspirators were found out when Lord Monteagle, a prominent Catholic, was sent a letter warning him not to attend the special session of Parliament. Somebody did some nosing around and they found 36 kegs of gunpowder in the coal cellar.
I won't go into all the details - you can find them in this fact sheet (link to a pdf file) - but it was straight out of a Hollywood movie (or as they would have said at the time a Shakespeare play). Guy Fawkes was tortured and gave up some information (but not much - you torture advocates). Other conspirators, including the main man in the plot - Robert Catesby - were tracked down and some were killed and some captured at a shoot out in the West Midlands.
This event has captured my imagination from my youth - I believe it must have been covered in a book that VolMom used to read to me called The Life and Times of John Smith (which I can't find a link to - shame, it's a great book). But of course, growing up in Tennessee, I wasn't aware of all the attendant ceremony, celebration and commemoration of the busting up of The Gunpowder Plot. These are popularly celebrated through "penny for the guy" and "bonfire night".
I first moved over to the UK in late October and soon after I began noticing children lying on rags, some of them stuffed or bunched up and asking for money. I was very disturbed by this, I thought "What kind of country have I come to that homeless children are begging in the streets?" I finally said something to the Vol-in-Law who just started laughing and explained that it was the "Penny for the Guy**" - kids traditionally made an effigy of Guy Fawkes and then hung around asking passers by for money (kind of like trick-or-treating for cash). This effigy was then traditionally burned on the night of 5 November on the bonfire to celebrate Protestant dominion over the "Papist plot".
Many families light bonfires and set off fireworks on the evening of 5th of November and some local authorities have fairly big fireworks nights and lay on special events.
The popularity of Bonfire night has begun to wane, some say it's due to the increasing popularity of Halloween (and the "Americanisation of Britain") and some say it's because the holiday is now perceived as too anti-Catholic. I don't know, but here's another tradition of the night, chanting this:
Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...
I'm really excited this year and I hope to be able to drag the Vol-in-Law up to the Houses of Parliament tomorrow to take part in some of the fun activities.
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*They would probably argue that they were glorifying the disruption of the plot and capture of the conspirators, but there are always a group of people in the England who try to rehabilitate the reputation of the conspirators or at least explain or justify their actions. See this website -which treads this line carefully.
**By the way, if you just give them a penny, the kids look at you askance. They expect your donation to be to the value of a penny in 1605 apparently and if you give them less than 50 pence (about 80 cents) they can get pretty surly.
Tags: Guy Fawkes, Gunpowder plot, Terrorism, London
Thursday, November 03, 2005
On the road
I and a colleague arrived around 9:20 at night and walked out of the train station to find no taxis. We were so stunned by this that we fell into a fit of laughter. The only people around were four youths, some of them 'hoodies' on those low slung trick bikes. They had pretensions to hoodlumry, but frankly they just looked too healthy to be true delinquents. (Somebody was clearly making them eat their vegetables). They were at the train station to harass the station attendant and were lurking about the entrance plotting their next move - which consisted of "We'll tell him that we're waiting for a train." followed by "What train?"
We discovered that there were no taxis to be had for the next half hour, so we asked the young hooligan-wanna-bes if our hotel was within walking distance (yes) and how we might get to the hotel. Now, I had my doubts that they would answer correctly, but they were very helpful and gave us good directions that took us straight to the hotel.
Differences from London:
- we just expected transport to be handy at our whim, and it wasn't
- healthy looking hoodies
- polite hoodies
- the fact that we felt no fear of speaking to them at all
Beverley is a pretty little town with lots of well kept shops and an interesting mix of traditional architecture and new build. But at 9:30, the place was pretty much deserted. Oh, the pubs had customers, but hardly anyone was walking around the streets. We had the town to ourselves, except for one or two couples doing some nighttime window shopping.
Differences from London:
- there was no one about at 9:30 pm
- despite the fact that streets were deserted, I felt no fear (of course, I was walking with a black belt)
I could go on about the fact that we couldn't find any decent olives or coffee. Or I could wax on about how the first big news scandal I remember after moving to England was the collapse of school discipline in East Riding (oh, it was beyond belief). But I won't. I could have made this post about the dubious qualities of English hotels. But I won't (I'll save that for another time!).
It was a cute little town filled with really nice people. Everyone we met was only too happy to help.
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Where's my pony?
In today's Metro, a London free paper, there's a story about parental mendacity. Yes kids, your mom and dad lie to you.
A survey of 2000 parents commissioned by a British breadmaker Warburtons indicated:
Half of adults tell their kids that they will get square eyes if they watch too much tv. Four in ten say Santa only visits well behaved kids. (Which is the lie? Santa or that only good kids get gifts?). And one I particulalry liked was that some environmentally aware parents tell kids that utlities companies will send them free toffees if they turn out the lights.
I have to wonder what the purpose of this survey was, but I'm glad that people are doing useless research. It amuses me.
I think I was told that Santa brought bad kids "switches and ashes". But that would never be used here as most Brits don't know what a switch is. (A length of thin supple tree branch used to beat you).
The lie I really remember from VolMom was when I was pestering her in the grocery store for a pony. (As if they sold ponies there). I was about four and I remember begging for a pony. She told me that I could have a pony, when I was 12 (two more lifetimes away at that point), but only on the condition that I not say one word about it until then. Otherwise, no pony.
I agreed and I never mentioned the pony. Not once. Though I harbored the dream of the pony. When I turned 12, there was no pony. I asked where my pony was.
VolMom said "I didn't even know you wanted a pony ever. Lots of little girls talk about ponies, but you never said a word, never gave any indication of wanting a pony"
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My neighbourhood is a hole
According the Guardian news blog:
The snootier variety of north Londoner has a well known penchant for making disparaging remarks about not daring to go “south of the river”.The idea among these snobs is that south London lacks some of the sophistication of the north of the capital, which they contend is a paradise of ciabattas and cappuccinos.
So, news today that a scientist has named a desolate crater on Mars after Tooting, south London, may not do a lot to lessen the prejudice of the south-bashers.
For my American readers, the North-South London animosity may be a bit of a surprise. North Londoners like to look down on us South Londoners - "no culture", they say. It's true that central London is "north of the river" Thames, so they like to claim that. But the suburban reaches of North London are just as dreary as the most boring parts of South London. And us South Londoners have plenty of fun down this way. We don't need to cross the Thames to get culture, fun nights out and good food. We like it down here, and even carry a bit of reverse snobbery -a South London friend of mine says "I don't go North of Soho"
The Guardian (which must be exclusively written by North Londoners) takes a snooty tone in their special space report.
Tooting takes its rightful place in a list that includes Chive, Canada, Circle, Montana, Dank (a town in Oman) and Dingo, Australia. Loon, Ontario. Luck, Wisconsin, Quorn, Australia - presumably meatless - and Pica, a town in Chile - presumably pointless.
...snip...
Peter Mouginis-Mark, the Nasa scientist who named Tooting on Mars...he grew up in south London, though he left in 1970 and now lives in Hawaii. He wanted, he says, to give his mum and brother a kick by putting their town's name on the Red Planet. It's an ambition that anyone can understand. Who hasn't ever dreamed of putting Tooting into outer space?
All that North London snobbery is annoying, but I did pick up a new space fact. All the features on the planet Venus are named after women or female deities.
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Hey, do I look like a terrorist?
The ViL said he was "too traumatised" to blog, so I offered to interview him instead? Here is our interview:
Vol Abroad (VA): Do you still have your stop-and-search receipt? We could put it on the blog.
ViL: (After some searching). No, it's at my office or maybe I threw it away.
VA: So where were you?
ViL: I was at Oxford Circus station, heading out Exit 2. I was stopped just as I came out of the ticket barrier.
I saw there were a lot of police about, in varying uniforms. Most were wearing the yellow, high-visibility jackets. But the guy who asked me to stop (politely) was wearing a Strathclyde uniform and a black armoured vest.
VA: Strathclyde? That's in Scotland.
ViL: Yeah, there were cops from all over the place. He was black with a Glaswegian accent, which was a bit surprising. He was very polite and he remarked. "You're very calm. You must have been stopped before." I informed that I had not been.
VA: What did he ask you?
ViL: First thing, he told me why he was stopping me, sort of. He mumbled something about 'recent events' but didn't say why he stopping me, per se. I did have a bulging bag, because I was carrying my gym stuff as well my work stuff in one bag.
Then he made me open my bag. But he didn't do anything. Then he asked me if I had any ID. I gave him my University staff card, which he kept for a very long time.
The actual stop and search was nothing, a peremptory look at my bag. But the record keeping involved a severe infringement of my liberty, because I had to tell him where I was going, where I lived. He took a record of my physical appearance. I'm an IC1 Male (white male), my height and described my clothing which was a blue shirt, dress trousers and black shoes. Which sounded quite smart, so I was glad I had dressed decently.
He asked me "casually", you know casual-but-you-better-answer-it, where I was from. I explained that I was born in Edinburgh and grew up in Northern Ireland (which probably explains why I was so calm) and now worked in London. He then volunteered that he was born in London but grew up in Glasgow, and commented on the fact that we'd reversed experiences.
He also asked me "what ethnicity you would describe yourself as" and he showed me a little list of ethnicities I could pick from.
VA: A little list of ethnicities? What do you think he would have done if you'd picked a different ethnicity?
ViL: Ha. His form included his description, but I guess he would have let me do it. He might have laughed, I don't know. There was a slight twinge of apologeticness about it when he asked me. The main thing I remember is constantly searching through my pockets for my staff card, I kept thinking "Does he still have it? He must have given me it back. No, he must still have it?"
He then gave me a receipt of my stop and search. Which I had in my hand as I walked down Regent Street, attracting many a curious gaze.
VA: So are you really traumatised?
ViL: Like he said, I was really calm, but it left me with kind of a bad taste. The fact was I was leaving the place at the time. I think he picked me, because I kind of caught his eye as I was walking out and I was picked to make up the numbers. The pink slip said they aren't allowed to racially profile, they can't choose to stop and search you on the basis of your age or ethnicity, and for everything but the anti-Terrorist stops, they have to have a reason to stop and search you.
It didn't seem like the kind of stop and search that had any meaningful anti-terrorist function.
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Granddad blogging: Taking prisoners
And sometime while we were in that mess, they put a patrol out and told us we had to capture somebody. They needed em for information or something or other, and we went down through a vineyard that had wires strung through it. In that cold weather those wires were so tight that they sung, made a racket.
They told us where there was a foxhole with two SS Troopers in it. They had a sergeant with another boy and myself sent down there to capture these two people. Well, we got pretty close to ‘em down there in this grape vineyard and he said “You all go on up there to that hole, and slip up on ‘em and jerk those two men out and I’ll cover you.”
Well we didn’t understand exactly how to do that and he got disgusted with us and he said alright “You all cover me, and I’ll go down there and get both of ‘em.” Well, OK with me.
And so help me, he did go up there and get both of them. One of them was asleep. He slipped up on the one that was supposed to be on guard and got one gun on him and got another gun on that one that was asleep in the hole brought them both out of there and brought them both back to where we were and said let’s get them back to where our headquarters are. And these Germans were nervous as they could be, they were saying “Mach snell”. Go, go, go. They were afraid that the Germans would shoot them and everybody else. But they didn’t. And we went on back. I don’t how we got away from there, but later on we did.
This sergeant's name was Carl Allen. My grandfather talked about him later and I include that here out of sequence.
[Pointing to a picture of a soldier, Carl Allen, in a book describing their campaign.]
That was the bravest little old man I ever saw.
[What did he do?]
Well, he would do anything. He was the fellow that pulled those SS men out of their hole. And they told him that they were gonna send him back to England, on a rest area, but they didn’t. And I went out with him one night on a stormin patrol, you go out and make racket and try to attract the enemy. And I didn’t want to make a lot of racket, and I asked him while we was out there “Why do you do all of this? Why are you so brave about all of this?”
And he said “Well, I have a wife and two children at home and I figure if everybody will do what they ought to and fight like they ought to, we’ll get this thing over with and we can go home.”
You couldn’t argue with that, so when were up there at Colmar we were supposed to go out on these night patrols, he couldn’t wait for it to get dark. When it started getting dark he’d want to get down off that hill. Well, I was sitting in my hole with my head out about that high, lookin’ as it was getting darker and darker. And I knew where the patrol was and I saw a shell come in on the patrol, and of course I didn’t know what happened then, but that’s where they got killed right there. That’s where he got killed.
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