What can Brits do to ease the awkwardness and ensure a Happy Fourth?
- no snarky comments about impertinent colonists
- no jibes about how we've made a mess of our independence - especially over the last eight years or so
- no general anti-Americanism (yes, I know it's hard)
- sparklers should be on sale at every corner store
- bring us a brownie
- a paid day off work would be nice
- tax free tea all day