What can Brits do to ease the awkwardness and ensure a Happy Fourth?
- no snarky comments about impertinent colonists
- no jibes about how we've made a mess of our independence - especially over the last eight years or so
- no general anti-Americanism (yes, I know it's hard)
- sparklers should be on sale at every corner store
- bring us a brownie
- a paid day off work would be nice
- tax free tea all day
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Due to a horrid stomach bug I picked up yesterday (but seems to be getting much better now) I *do* have the day off -- my inlaws have my daughter for the day so I can rest. Hallelujah! I think I'll go get myself some good ol' American food (a cheeseburger and fries followed by ice cream) and sing the national anthem at the top of my lungs, just so my neighbours know what's what. ;)
Happy 4th!
"tax free tea all day"
Brilliant.
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