Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Career advice

I need some career advice. I'm bored with mine.

I'm looking for something that:

  • starts late
  • finishes early
  • sparks my creativity
  • allows me to expound (love to expound)
  • exposes me to a significant degree of adulation
  • has lots of new technology toys
  • allows me to dress flamboyantly
I know the job for Wizard of Oz has already been filled, so if anyone has any thoughts on anything else.


Anonymous said...

Except for the technology toys, it sounds like a seat at the center table at Ledbetter's drug store. VolMom

Sam said...

Do your blog...but for MONEY!

Vol Abroad said...

How much does the Ledbetter gig pay?

Oh yeah, it don't.

But other than that, that's not too far off my ideal lifestyle. Playing cards (rook) with colorful characters, smoking cigarettes, and drinking jack and coke on a porch, someplace warm.

St. Caffeine said...

Hey, Vol, you ever think about joining my line of work. With some creative scheduling, it can meet every one of your criteria. Well I can't personally vouch for the flamboyant dress, but even if that's frowned on, tenure is only 3 years in my system!

Nicole said...

You can come join me at my work although the world of search engine marketing doesn't really spark creativity. . . but we do have XBoxes in the office. :)

Noble Savage said...

From the criteria you listed, my own personal search engine came up with 'performer in a live sex show.' Somehow though, I don't think this is what you were looking for.