There's been some heavy advertising on tv lately for a new men's fragrance from Dunhill called London.
Now, I do love this city. But I don't know if you want to smell like diesel fumes and stale chips and the rush hour Underground on a wet day or maybe a little whiff of something icky coming off the Thames.
And Dunhill - don't they make cigarettes? I don't know if you want to smell like that either.
But hey, splash that cologne all over if you want to.