It's true that I have been watching a little more reality tv than I'd have cared to admit a year ago. But I'd never consider actually going on one of those shows.
Still I'm proud to admit that I had a brush with reality tv today - and the daddy of all the British reality tv shows to top it all.
This morning, the guys from Lazee Lawn came around to install my new faux turf. And as they were leaving, they said they were off to the Big Brother house to do some work on their lazee lawn.
The Vol Abroad hires only the gardeners to the stars.
Top cat checks out the new top grass
(See more photos of my new fake lawn going in).