Tuesday, March 14, 2006

When the cat's away...

I only came upstairs to look at the Internets - and left the Vol-in-Law with his remote in hand. When he came to check on me he said "Did you know that we seem to have a real porn channel now? And none of those ugly British whores. It's the Playboy One Channel."

Well, that's a relief.

I'm sick and tired of that second-class, pseudo porn being shown on 47 of my 512 channels. We get some unbelievable stuff, including 3 or 4 channels that feature whores and quizzes. Yep, scantily clad woman with an inane trivia call in show. Who thinks of stuff like that? Who watches stuff like that? Who phones in?

The Vol-in-Law just checked his quote and wanted to let me know that it's Sky channel 912. "It's best to memorise it, because all they other channels around it are pay-for-porn channels." The Vol-in-Law may be depraved, but at least he's cheap.

Mental note to self: must call cable company to get child-proofing, channel blocking facility switched on.

4 comments:

Vol-in-Law said...

"Mental note to self: must call cable company to get child-proofing, channel blocking facility switched on."

Says the person who dug up a porno video maker's CD-holding ring-binders from the public dumpster, took them home to watch with the Texan, and was horribly disappointed at their lack of content...

Vol Abroad said...

I think you'll find, that was different.

Anonymous said...

I think the description "scantily clad alleged sex-workers" is preferable to whores, which has a perjorative conotation.
Also, neither of you seems to be totally innocent when it comes to
alleged porn. VM

Anonymous said...

I meant "whores" in the pejorative sense.