tranferable skills

The Vol-in-Law used to sing songs about cats to the cats. He'd take the lyrics and music to popular songs - and twist them so that they were about cats. Like feline groovy.

But now he sings about Cletus. Like singing Cletus the Fetus over and over again to the theme of Joxur the Mighty, a minor character from Xena Warrior Princess. (Amazingly this calms the little fellow.) Or, since the boy seems to like Johnny Cash - an adulterated version of Walk the Line.

You find it very, very easy to make poo.

and

Because you're mine, you make brown slime.