Across the pond 2

Well, I made it to america. We're xonnecting out of Detroit. I was last in this airport about 9 years ago and thought it was so horrible I vowed never to fly Northwest again. It was as filthy and unpleasant an airport that I'd had the misfortune of visiting in the 1st world. But let me tell you this airport is transformed.

I'm actually sitting in a bar where smoking is allowed. How civilized! Everything is clean and well organised. Best of all our mobiles and blackberry work! Hope I can pick up a Nokia charger.

Customs and immigration was quick and not too humiliating.

Once I get my beer everything will be A-OK.