War on Christmas

Someone in this household wants to remove some of our dearest held symbols of Christmas. Miss Fancy must be some kind of sneaky communist or card-carrying ACLU member.

Witness:

First she chips away at Christmas, nibbling at the symbolism:



Then Fancy attacks the very foundations of Christmas




Finally, she brings it down all together, surveying with glee the damage she has wrought.


Won't somebody call Bill O'Reilly or John Gibson for help?