Friday, June 30, 2006

Mad libs to protect the guilty

The back story is that I went to a work thing - got pissed off by the content of a conference speech and panel discussion, wanted to blog about it, but was too spittin mad to suitably disguise the detail. So I "mad libbed" it, and put it to you, gentle reader to help me cover up the dirty details.

OK, it's been a while since I've designed any mad libs - so let's see how it went.

(BTW- it's great to be able to access some Americans. Brits don't play this game - because they don't know the English parts of speech. Half the Brits I know wouldn't know the difference between an adverb and an adjective and nobody seems to have heard of a gerund at all. Guess all those School House Rock cartoons really paid off...Conjuction junction, what's your function?)

In order of appearance:
St Caffeine

It was a conference of Economists with a special guest from the Rutabaga industry. Now, I guess everyone's entitled to their opinion, but really. Clearly a case of producer capture. This is the reason why Britain's in the state it's in today. The folks are just way too stretchy on erudition. I think they mean well, but their intentions have sometimes caused more harm than good. They need to concentrate more on the fishermen and less on the Freemasons.

Interestingly, Labour party insiders Boy George and Trumbly Highcrown, MP put the boot in to their own Government. It looks like these guys are really crumbling. If junior ministers have to go on attack mode with economists, who could be seen as a core constituency - then they are really leaving.

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Genderist

It was a conference of sex therapists with a special guest from the camera industry. Now, I guess everyone's entitled to their opinion, but really. Clearly a case of producer capture. This is the reason why Britain's in the state it's in today. The folks are just way too sticky on imagination. I think they mean well, but their intentions have sometimes caused more harm than good. They need to concentrate more on the army and less on the bouquet.

Interestingly, Labour party insiders Rob Van Winkle (Vanilla Ice) and Adele Stephens, MP put the boot in to their own Government. It looks like these guys are really crumbling. If junior ministers have to go on attack mode with sex therapists, who could be seen as a core constituency - then they are really painting.

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Melusina

It was a conference of philosophers with a special guest from the litterbox industry. Now, I guess everyone's entitled to their opinion, but really. Clearly a case of producer capture. This is the reason why Britain's in the state it's in today. The folks are just way too insouciant on desire. I think they mean well, but their intentions have sometimes caused more harm than good. They need to concentrate more on the mosquitos and less on the babies.

Interestingly, Labour party insiders Kathy Griffin and Anthony Covington, MP put the boot in to their own Government. It looks like these guys are really crumbling. If junior ministers have to go on attack mode with philosophers, who could be seen as a core constituency - then they are really dancing.

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Actually, one of you came remarkably close to the real thing. Extra points to St Caffeine for Trumbly Highcrown, which actually makes me LOL.

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