No soccer today

Today is the first day in weeks without any World Cup football. Did you think I wouldn't post about the World Cup? Not a chance.

There's a new crisis in Germany. Germany is famous for its beer. The country is awash in it. But English fans are drinking Germany dry according to The Mirror.

ENGLAND's massive army of World Cup fans is drinking Germany dry, it emerged yesterday. Breweries warned beer could run out before the final because of huge demand from our supporters. In Nuremberg, organisers revealed 70,000 England fans who flooded the city drank 1.2MILLION pints of beer - an average of 17 pints each.

Astonished bar keeper Herrmann Murr said: "Never have I seen so many drink so much in such little time."

Yes, never in the field of human sport has so much been drunk by so few.

We shall drink our beer, whatever the cost may be, we shall drink on the beaches, we shall drink in the bars, we shall drink in the fields and in the streets, we shall drink in the stadium car park; we shall never surrender (til they really do run out of beer - and then we shall switch to schnapps).