Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Vol-in-Law's Pig News Update

As a man of Ireland, pigs and pig-related items are an important part of my native culture - at least quasi-religious, did you know that the Black Pig of Ben Bulben will herald in the end of the universe at the final battle, out in the west of Ireland? Anyway, after reading about the ban on pig memorabilia, in the interests of my European Convention on Human Rights-guaranteed freedoms of expression & religion I now have a cute little wooden pig on my office desk. It was a gift from my sister years ago, and it looks very nice there.
No one has complained yet.

Just as well, you'll take my pig from my cold dead fingers.

Or at least you'll get a strongly worded letter.

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